Danny’s Back with the Belly
// December 3rd, 2011 // No Comments » // News
Chur to IMG’s Nick Dye for chucking us some Danny grabs. Young Kiwi Pro – and former US Amateur Champ – Danny Lee, has stumbled upon some form. Buoyed by the knowledge his 2012 PGA Tour Card is 2012 sewn up, the Rotovegan finds himself two off the lead held by US Open Champ Rory McIlroy and yardage-eater Alvaro Quiros. Master Dye pinned Danny down for a post round yarn…
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Apologies and, oh… can you vote for us?!
// November 26th, 2011 // No Comments » // News, Quirky
Firstly, apologies for the lack of content. It’s fair to say that we’ve been saturated with rugby in lil ol’ New Zealand, but that doesn’t mean that we haven’t been keeping up with the golf action, we plan to get the ball rolling with some regular content again so hold tight you big golf tragics Our social media channels have continued to truck along, some odd fucker has even nominated us the Microblogs section (for our Twitter profile) in a comp called ‘The Bloggers’ on Concrete Playground. [If you can be arsed, vote for us here]
Until next time (promise it won’t be a few months), quiet please.
Guest Blogger: Ben Campbell – living the dream!
// July 13th, 2011 // No Comments » // News, Profile
He’s perhaps our most promising talent since Cambo, and he’s got the ‘cool customer’ demeanor that took Sir Bob to the very top. He’s on tour and he’s sharing his tales with mrbojumbles. Get used to his name; take the stage…Ben Campbell. (Story published a few days late sorry).
I’m currently in Savannah Georgia at the moment playing in the Players Amateur. It has been really hot here so slowly getting use to that. I have shot rounds of 76, 66, 73 so need a good round tomorrow to move me into the top 10. Been struggling with the short game a little but working really hard on it with my coach so it will come. I have been struck down with an ingrown toenail but it has been attended to and im on the mend. [Heaps more bro...]
RINGER 5: Davis Love III is ageless
// June 19th, 2011 // No Comments » // Profile, Ringer 5

Master Mouse Patrol: “Hi mrbojumbles, can you please do a story on Davis Love’s diet? I wanna know how this guy hasn’t aged a day since Feb 1996?”
mrbojumbles: “A decade and a half of flushing every single long iron has a greater impact on one’s soul than any other religion.”
“Unlike most Americans, he’s not completely revolting.”
When the cat’s away the mice will play
// June 2nd, 2011 // No Comments » // Johnnie Walker Golf Club News
The US Open returns Congressional Golf Club in a fortnight, and, as is with the post Tiger era, there’s a stack of players who have a sniff. The top 50 players in the Official World Golf Rankings two weeks prior to the event (and in the week during) are exempt – here’s a run down of where they’re all at…
Toast from The Coast
// May 30th, 2011 // 2 Comments » // Profile, Quirky
Owning your own golf website provides one with many weird and wonderful bits and bobs…free golf from time to time; far too many hackers keen to tag along on weekends to hit some divots; drunks eager to chew my ear off with shit golf yarns in town – you know who you are; endless, unwanted SPAM; and occasional emails from The Gisy Herald’s Sport desk’s finest – Chris Taewa. Enjoy.
Whaddup bro (triple manoeuvre East Coast handshake followed by a chest bump of heavy metal mosh-pit impact).
Well haven’t you been busy with Mr Bo Jumbles? Luvin’ it. Sorry we didn’t catch up over summer hols. Would have boosted my easily inflated ego to have watched the moths explode from your wallet to buy me a couple of Steinies earned from a 6 and 5 off-the-stick demolition of your sorry white ass. [Heaps more bro...]
Seve Ballesteros – Take A Bow
// May 10th, 2011 // No Comments » // Johnnie Walker Golf Club News
Last Sunday marked a terribly sad day for golf. Five-time major champion and golfing super-star of his era, Seve Ballesteros, passed away with family at his side following cruel complications of a cancerous brain tumor that he endued for over two years. The 54-year-old Spaniard will not only be remembered for the artistry and charisma he brought to the fairways, but for his everlasting impact he had in making the European Tour into what it is today. [Heaps more bro...]
Kinloch – The Golden Ticket
// April 20th, 2011 // No Comments » // Johnnie Walker's Iconic Courses
If you haven’t heard about Kinloch by now, you’ve probably taken up lawn bowls wearing a hat saying don’t talk to me about golf. Kinloch – a 15 minute drive from Taupo – is a masterpiece crafted by the Golden Bear himself, Jack Nicklaus. And the 18-time major champion (still the greatest player to ever play the game) has handed New Zealand a precious gift for the ages. It’s incredibly tough, breathtakingly beautiful and is widely regarded in golfing circles to be among the best in the world.

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