Celebrity Golf Watch – Michael Hill
// April 28th, 2010 // No Comments » // Celebrity Golf Watch

The Hills dress code: Compulsory clown pants.
Michael Hill (Jeweller)
Home Club – The Hills, Arrowtown
Handicap 14.8
(Character assumptions gleaned from the stats available on golf.co.nz)
Michael is not the world’s greatest golfer, but he is steady. Last October saw him demolish his personal golf course with an 87, but he’s been consistently peppering the 90s. Top 39% at his club places him behind Bob Charles but ahead of Sam Neill, and his statistics stand as living proof that you can’t become Companion of The New Zealand Order of Merit by being an arsehole. (more…)

