mrbojumbles

Friendship on the line over Allenby comment

Post by: Reece Lightning

// May 9th, 2010 // Quirky

The passion runs deep during final rounds for the mrbojumbles family. An email thread during the final holes of this morning’s Players Championship…

Willis: Man, I don’t really have a problem with Tim Clarke, but I find it impossible to enjoy a victory that involves a broomstick putter.

It’s just offensive. Lee and Stu are both in the fairway at 16 so it’s not all over yet, but the little Yarpie is looking rock solid with a two shot lead at 18.

Hoping for a playoff or something!

Master Mouse Patrol: What about his sexy mullet!!??

Willis: I’m not sure how to reply to this… does he even have a mullet??

I feel a bit sorry for Allenby, even if he does sport a completely offensive visor / sunnies combo and has appeared in the worst piece of advertising I have ever seen (for some internet company, it was played relentlessly during the Ashes of ’06/07)

When is Lee going to get it done? Maybe he’s just not a Sunday player.

Master Mouse Patrol: He has a mullet, just as Tom in Lockstock is “fat”

Master Mouse Patrol: By the way, this could potentially end our friendship, have you lost your mind!!??  - “I feel a bit sorry for Allenby”

Willis: Oh I see, pardon me.

Ouch. I get your point though. In retrospect I don’t so much feel sorry for Allenby as I do for myself in being deprived of a playoff.