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RINGER 5: Davis Love III is ageless

// June 19th, 2011 // No Comments » // Profile, Ringer 5

Master Mouse Patrol: “Hi mrbojumbles, can you please do a story on Davis Love’s diet? I wanna know how this guy hasn’t aged a day since Feb 1996?”

mrbojumbles: “A decade and a half of flushing every single long iron has a greater impact on one’s soul than any other religion.”

“Unlike most Americans, he’s not completely revolting.”

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Ringer 5: Ian Poulter’s worst clothes. Again…

// April 13th, 2011 // No Comments » // Ringer 5

Back by popular demand, The Ringer 5 – Ian Poulter’s worst clothes volume two. Just when you thought the dress sense of this offensive English ponce couldn’t get any worse, the wonderful world-wide-web has blown his cover even further. As a golf fan, it’s great to see players being colourful and individual, but Fancy Pants’ wardrobe is darn right wrong. It defies believe that it’s actually a clothing label. Once again, images are displayed in no particular order – they’re all rotters.

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Ringer 5: Golf’s Biggest Chokes in Majors

// May 12th, 2010 // No Comments » // Ringer 5

The dreaded C-word. No matter how good you think you are, you’re not immune. While watching the very best do it on the greatest stages makes for entertaining TV, it’s not easy to watch. This weeks Ringer 5 humiliates the players once again who choked on the major stage. (more…)

Ringer 5: Ian Poulter’s worst clothes ever

// April 18th, 2010 // 1 Comment » // Ringer 5

The latest feature at mrobjumbles – The Ringer 5. It couldn’t be more self explanatory if we tried to be honest. Some stuff out there is just so goddam awful (or amazing) that if defies belief, and what better topic to get the Ringer 5 underway than Ian Poulter’s wardrobe. It’s also important to note that there were far too many sickening images that did not make the cut. (Images are displayed in no particular order – they’re all rotters) (more…)